A couple was married at church yesterday. The girls watched longingly at the procession of the bridal party as they walked to the park to take pictures.
Lily exclaimed in a too-loud voice, "Mom, she has a nice dress, but it doesn't show her nipples."
"What?!!!"
"It doesn't show her nipples. I want a wedding dress that shows my nipples."
I think she meant cleavage, NOT nipples, but whatever the case, so much for teaching my daughter modesty.