I went grocery shopping with all 3 girls yesterday. I would prefer to do it without them, but I also hate to ask Chris to watch the girls for grocery shopping. Whenever I have the 3 of them with me I am always leery of complete child-meltdown to occur at any unexpected moment, especially one requiring an immediate evacuation of the premises. People must be laughing at me, or at least wondering if we will try for "that boy" after all.
We got through the produce and frozen sections without a mishap. We had a minor run-in with an elderly woman studying canned vegetables in the middle of the dry goods aisle, oblivious to the traffic jam she was causing. But overall, it was uneventful and I was pleased. So, with my toddler in the seat and "big girl" standing on the end of the cart, and with the baby strapped to my chest, I started my heaping cart (laboriously) for the check out lanes.
As I rounded the corner I made (unfortunate) eye contact with the SLOWEST check-out clerk in the universe. I had been her lane before. She takes forever. She needs to look up every vegetable code, looks for the UPC's to scan, and moves ridiculously slow. I could do it faster, even with 3 screaming children attached to my body. As people with children know, the check out lane at the grocery store is the worst part of the entire trip -- the bombardment of whining and requests for things puts you almost over the edge. "Moooommm, can I have a treat?" "Mom, this oinking pig key chain is pretty cool, isn't it? Can I buy it?" "Mom, I am thirsty. (imagine their little faces pressed to the soda cooler window) Can we get one of these?" Having a slow cashier makes it just a little bit worse.
But I made it through, only to hear (as always happens with a full cart of groceries) "Mom, I have to go potty."