29 April 2008

Free Stuff

I am amazed at what people will do for free stuff. They will wait in long lines, drive long distances, buy 15 gallons of ice cream, clip the 15 UPCs and mail along with the receipt all to get a "FREE collector bobble-head" sent to their mailbox.

Chris and I thought this FREE event for FREE Brewers tickets was, well, pretty funny and a new low. Men over 50 can get a prostate exam performed by medical staff in the Miller Park parking lot and receive a voucher good for 2 complementary tickets to a Brewers game. If you plan on going, arrive early because according to the news report (which includes a clip of Nurse Ratchet snapping her glove) there is going to be long line. What kind of conversation would you start with the guy standing in line next to you? Nice day here at the ball park?

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